Here are some questions that people, at some point in the history of the world, have asked. We've also included our answers for your convenience. If you send us questions/concerns/requests for advice on your love-life or work problems, we'll probably post the answers up here for you and everyone else to read. But please do keep in mind: there are dumb questions. Don't ask them.
- Who are Fetish Chicken? Why do they have so many swooning fans?
- Fetish Chicken is one of the greatest bands of our generation that is unlikely to try and get famous by going emo, overdosing on drugs, or playing badly disguised Radiohead rip-offs. They consist of Degan, guitar and vocals, The Mole, bassist extrordonaire, and The Hick, drum-meister. They live, work and play in New
England.
- Fetish Chicken is one of the greatest bands of our generation that is unlikely to try and get famous by going emo, overdosing on drugs, or playing badly disguised Radiohead rip-offs. They consist of Degan, guitar and vocals, The Mole, bassist extrordonaire, and The Hick, drum-meister. They live, work and play in New
- What's with the funny band name? Seriously, Fetish Chicken?
- Seriously, what's your problem with originality? Go home and listen to an emo band with "wolf" in the name.
- Seriously, what's your problem with originality? Go home and listen to an emo band with "wolf" in the name.
- What kind of music do they play?
- This is a difficult question. If we, the F.C.F.C. are to abide by the philosophy of the Pledge of Allegiance, than we can not truly pigeon-hole Fetish Chicken into one over-simplified genre. Some people say that listening to Fetish Chicken is like listening to Sonic Youth with the guitar harmonies of Iron Maiden. Others have said its like listening to what Fugazi might sound like if both the band and its fans were using psychedelic drugs. And some simply say--smells like Jeff Buckley, tastes like him too. But don't be fooled by the overwhelming sexiness and sequins. If you've got to enter a genre into your Windows Media Player, we suggest ORIGINAL.
- This is a difficult question. If we, the F.C.F.C. are to abide by the philosophy of the Pledge of Allegiance, than we can not truly pigeon-hole Fetish Chicken into one over-simplified genre. Some people say that listening to Fetish Chicken is like listening to Sonic Youth with the guitar harmonies of Iron Maiden. Others have said its like listening to what Fugazi might sound like if both the band and its fans were using psychedelic drugs. And some simply say--smells like Jeff Buckley, tastes like him too. But don't be fooled by the overwhelming sexiness and sequins. If you've got to enter a genre into your Windows Media Player, we suggest ORIGINAL.
- My friend and I are in a big fight. He says Fetish Chicken has a song called " 20,000 leagues under the happy bunnies" and I say its "20,000 bunnies under the happy sea". Who's right?
- Well, if you look carefully you'll see that many of the songs are titled differently on the actual CD art than on the CD case. Why would any band do that? cry out the OCD among the FCFC. Well, comrades, Fetish Chicken is zany. Love it or leave it.
- Well, if you look carefully you'll see that many of the songs are titled differently on the actual CD art than on the CD case. Why would any band do that? cry out the OCD among the FCFC. Well, comrades, Fetish Chicken is zany. Love it or leave it.
- OMG! I totally heart Fetish Chicken! Where else can I stalk them on the web?
- Great question--in case you can't tell, we're totally into web-stalking. We suggest you start at their myspace. Then check them out on Last.fm internet radio; even more songs you can hear and download! (Also, please note, the F.C.F.C. has a presence at Last.fm, so definitely get an account and join us officially on the web.) We've also heard a rumor that they might be creating a super-cool website soon . . . we'll keep you updated.
- Great question--in case you can't tell, we're totally into web-stalking. We suggest you start at their myspace. Then check them out on Last.fm internet radio; even more songs you can hear and download! (Also, please note, the F.C.F.C. has a presence at Last.fm, so definitely get an account and join us officially on the web.) We've also heard a rumor that they might be creating a super-cool website soon . . . we'll keep you updated.
- What are the Hick and the Mole's real names?
- I told you we don't answer dumb questions.
- I told you we don't answer dumb questions.
- I'm in love with The Hick/The Mole/Degan. Do I have a chance?
- Bitch, please. Oh wait, I'm sorry . . . are you fourteen? Is that word too grown up and harsh? Well get used to it, sweetie. The Hick, The Mole, and Degan are all taken. And their girlfriends are older than you, tougher than you,
and hotter than you. And at least one of them is at every show. You never know when we're watching. - Ahem, Ahem. I have been requested by two gentlemen to kindly mention that they are NOT taken, and in fact hope that will you come to their shows and hit on them. Neither of their names is Degan. Which leads to the next question; is this the fansite version of changing your relationship status on Facebook? Answer: It's hard to tell.
- Bitch, please. Oh wait, I'm sorry . . . are you fourteen? Is that word too grown up and harsh? Well get used to it, sweetie. The Hick, The Mole, and Degan are all taken. And their girlfriends are older than you, tougher than you,
- How does Fetish Chicken rock so hard?
- That's a great question, friend. Unfortunately, we're not masters of the dharma.
- That's a great question, friend. Unfortunately, we're not masters of the dharma.
- I just got knocked up/lost my job/discovered rock music and wanted to ask you some advice, since you have great taste in music. How do I do that?
- Easy, friend. Just click here. Your question will be answered by a member of the FCFC, an actual Fetish Chicken band member, or one of their pets.
- Easy, friend. Just click here. Your question will be answered by a member of the FCFC, an actual Fetish Chicken band member, or one of their pets.